Captain, you have heard the charges. How do you plead? Before you answer, you should know that if you plead "guilty" you'll be immediately extradited and U.N.S. law will take over."" Not guilty."" Also, it's not very nice to lie in court."" But it beats extradition.

Howard Tayler
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A captain is standing trial for murder. The court questions him on his actions and he denies all the charges that have been made against him. He then states that he believes the defendants are guilty of all the crimes they are accused of. The captain also says that the defendants are lying in their defense so he decides to plead "not guilty." There are many ways to answer this question, but most importantly you want to choose the option that is the least offensive.

If you plead "guilty" then your sentence will be immediate extradition to Earth, where you'll likely be put on trial. If you plead "not guilty" then you'll get a chance to answer the charges against you in court, where you'll probably get more time on Earth than you would if you pleaded "guilty."

Source: Emperor Pius Dei

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